because we know you're not as much of a vegetarian, horned-rim glasses, underground bar/music venue-attending, literary, leftist, feminist, aesthete as you tell others you are.

admit it.

Bokka(1990-) former athletic all-star turned art student. Loves capitalism and the free market economy. Organizes a weekly salon that has become a gathering of intellectuals, artists and socialites. Topics range from proper vaginal dilation techniques for Male to Female transsexuals to current affairs such as the recent secession of South Sudan.


Tawby (1990-) is a former altar boy, cub scout and piano prodigy He did pretty much anything that would get him molestered. but no body wanted to touch his ass. That all changed when he came to college and started sluttin' around. He is usually found in Northern Liberties, in Philadelphia, where despite being an ethnic, he enjoys white privilege because he's skinny and gay.

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If you want to confess, here are some examples to keep in mind:

"I voted Republican"

"I drive an American made car with low gas mileage that's from 1996, so it isn't old enough to be considered retro or ironic."